THE TWELVE STATEMENTS OF TRUTH
1. You are reading this
2. You are still reading this
4. You are starting to think this is stupid.
5. You are waiting for something happen.
6. You didn't notice there was no 3
7. You just checked it.
8. You're smiling because I'm so right.
9. Your smile just got bigger.
10. You try to stop smiling but you just CAN'T STOP SMILING
11. You're giggling a little bit.
12. You're thinking that I'm funny.
13. You're wondering why there's a thirteen. But remember there was no 3? so if I just left it at twelve then it wouldn't be TWELVE!! BAHAHA
WHAT NOW?????
