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Tenzin Shao

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Nation: Earth Kingdom
PostSubject: Lame Jokes... TO THE MAX   Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:53 pm

Welcome. Enjoy dying of laughter. That was sarcasm.


Why did the airplane crash?
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What's brown, possibly green, and sticky?
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
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How do you put your car in the fridge?
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What did the bus driver say to the passengers before they went in the bus?
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
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A lion never cheats on his wife.
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A man walks into a shop...
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Yukare

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PostSubject: Re: Lame Jokes... TO THE MAX   Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:26 pm

What's blue and smells like red paint?

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PostSubject: Re: Lame Jokes... TO THE MAX   Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:37 pm

But wait - there's more!

Why couldn't the boy think of anything?
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There are 99 kids on a bus, but then it falls in water upside down, how many kids are left?
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Why was the cook arrested?
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How come Paul can't drive a car?
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What kind of Music does Paul like?
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Why can't Einstein build a wall?
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What did the pear say to the apple?
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Fire Lord Vlace

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PostSubject: Re: Lame Jokes... TO THE MAX   Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:45 pm

These are pretty good.

How do you make a tissue dance?
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?
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Why did the chimp fall out of the tree?
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((Thanks Liao[I think] for the last part.))
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PostSubject: Re: Lame Jokes... TO THE MAX   Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:54 pm

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which
conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during
the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct
the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form
what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets
before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of
humor!
Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as
submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance
engineers.
(P = the problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
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P: IFF inoperative.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
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P: Aircraft handles funny.
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P: Target radar hums.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
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